Earl needs to do this in the real world, where either a beat down or police wood shampoo results.

Just kiss already

God, I miss the days when the Orioles weren't awful.

Dear God: please put the cussing back in baseball

I don't think the Orioles have been good in my lifetime.

It seems that my favorite moments in baseball don't actually involve the game itself being played.

"That's wrong, Earl!"
"NO IT AIN'T!"
"WRONG!!!"