DEC officer Janet Newell with the juvenile dolphin used to lure a pod of up to 150 dolphins out to sea on the weekend. The dolphins were herded out of Whalers Cove on the south coast and the juvenile was last seen swimming with the pod.

Because if there's one thing dolphins can't resist, it's raping a baby dolphin.













(dolphins are evil)

Dear smart phone designers, please make it so the the camera flashes the words "Rotate your phone 90 degrees, ya idiot." over the view finder when people are recording in portrait.