this explains so much about apartment life.

I'm kind of amazed nobody has gotten a bunch of these people into one apartment complex, wired up the place with cameras (which they'd already suspect of being there anyway) and then broadcast the biggest reality show tribute to mental brokenness since "hoarders."

In a way, it's probably a sign our culture hasn't completely circled the bowl yet, but still...

THIS IS A FALSE VIDEO. PEOPLE! WHY ELSE WOULD THIS SUPPOSED "TI" WANT YOU TO PUT ON HEADPHONES TO HEAR AN ACOUSTIC WEAPON!?!

The other day I was waiting at the bus stop and I had a while so I was wandering a bit and I noticed an empty car with it's hazard lights on. Then I noticed a car across the street in an alley was unoccupied and had it's hazard lights on. There was another in the alley on the other side of the street. I saw a total of 6 unoccupied cars with their hazard lights on.

It was very unsettling. I can't help but imagine that that is exactly what the people making these videos felt when they first started experiencing coincidences as scary, threatening events.

Still, though. Why the fuck would there be six unoccupied vehicles with their hazards on? Probably gangstalking someone else. There's a lot of TIs downtown.

Wait, I think I accidentally posted this somewhere else. Please disregard the double post.

This is a birthday video for Stalker Joe Shadow in unit 304. The rest of you targetroids may not know this, but we stalk each other on birthdays for fun. The "I can feel it vibrating" guy is a reptoid auditor from Ceti named Bo.

I still hear a buzzing noise when pelicans fly over due to my 30th birthday being a Class Seven Incursion Event. That was awesome and great, I still don't know who's memories these are.

Timothy Iams knew the signs well at this point, honed from a thought process into a reflex. Gathering up his detection and surveillance equipment, he staked out his neighbor's apartment for months, filming their "taking out the trash" dropoffs of his personal data. Every sound and vibration was recorded and streamed directly to his livefeed for the world to see.

Finally, after enough evidence had been collected, Timothy Iams walked up to their door and knocked, declaring their operation busted.

"No, Timothy. You ARE the stalker!"

And then Tomothy was a gangstalker.

These poor poor people.