I misread the title and thought this was some kind of similar product shipping. I assumed this guy was going to flesh out their relationship and make them have sex
Makes me wonder if somewhere on the web there are dedicated forums for hose enthusiasts, full of reviews, detailed hose modding guides, statistical comparisons and threads in which old-time hosers tell hosing noobs that if they really want to get into hosing, they'd better invest in a 0+ Japanese hose and not some cheap eBay crap.