well when you believe god is responsible for everything in everybody's live (which a lot of ppl do believe around the world) then it's pretty cool when god helps you shoot down a helicopter. or like when you get an onion ring in your fries at burger king

There's been some debate if the proper translation is "God bless America" or "U-S-A! U-S-A!".

These belong to FABIO.

Goddamn, an onion ring in your fries.... ALLAHU AKBAR!

..and basically everything else visible in this footage.

These are the guys who strafe schools, tardbasket. It's a damn shame that things have come to such a pass, but sometimes it is most expedient to simply kick someone off the planet before they can do more harm.

this is a one in a million thing, fireballs are rare.

Remember GoldenEye 007? What the fuck was that?

It was already shot down when the video started, it just hadn't hit the ground yet. They just kept shooting it till they hit ordinance.

Needs to be a tag.

You've always got my back, Zirc

I got Trailer Wars from the Alamo Drafthouse yesterday.

Heading down to KC Fan Con to check out the venders today. For any comic fan that lives in the area and somehow isn't aware of it; check out http://kcfancon.com/ for the info. Also, going to stop by City Market because my bud wants to eat at that *de-lish* Arabian restaurant there.

But, City Market has so many good places to eat that I'm not sure I could possible just choose one. LIFE IS HARD!

Friends dragged me to see Oz; it's okay when you think if it as a high-budget remake of Army of Darkness.

I have a lot on my plate today : (

Ya see, the float valves on my gas guzzling muscle car's carburetor are sticking. Instead of buying a rebuild kit and replacing them, I'm going to buy another one on my credit card and then throw the old carburetor away, because selling on Craigslist is too much of a hassle.

The place where I get my pedicure and foot massage from these hot Vietnamese chicks is all the way on the other side of town, which means I have to borrow my father's lame Audi to get there.

I may also buy the Game of Thrones Blu Ray box set on my card. I already have it on DVD, but I just bought a blu ray player and don't have anything to watch on it. I'll probably throw the dvd box set int he garbage as well. No point in wasting valuable shelf space ya know?

That reminds me, while I'm out today I need to go to Wal-Mart and pick up some socks and underwear. It's too much of a bother to keep washing and putting away socks and underwear so I just buy 14 pair of new socks and underwear every paycheck and throw the used stuff out.

I was thinking I might start drinking around 1-1:30. I might brush my teeth today. The possibilities are endless.

I went to a conference on mental disorders in troubled youth. Today I slept in and will probably take it easy. Maybe I will play a video game...probably eat something if I feel like it.

Oh yeah, and I should do the dishes and pay my mortgage sometime, so there's that.

Jesus Christ, our lives are easy.

Jesus, turn the white guilt down to a dull roar at least you pussies.

I dont give a fuck what these dirty monkeys do to each other. Let them kill themselves. Decrease the surplus population.

Sweet, I got preybyemail to come out of his hole!

That sushi isn't sushi. I'm not kidding, fish are almost gone, you should ask what it is.

Well, I could go to the Starbucks about 2 blocks from me, but it is kinda shitty. So maybe I will go to the one about a mile down the road, but they close at 9:10PM. There is a 24 hour Starbucks on Rose Hill, and I will be heading that direction tonight...so I will get my latte there.

even though its sunday, today is actually my saturday cause i dont have work for the next two days, so im going order pizza, sit on the couch with my dogs and play video games until my eyes bleed, oh yeah and tuesday is the first crawfish boil of the season for my group of friends, everybodies invited just bring beer and keep the weed on the dl

shit, im outta smokes, i wish they'd deliver that with the pizza :-/

Hoverround takes me where I wanna go, where will it send me?

Fuck me. Sushi fell through, so we had to resort to organic chicken quesadillas with mango salsa, Colby Jack, and feta GOAT cheese. LE SIGH.

At least we got to watch Walking Dead. Boy, things sure are heating up for Rick and his zombie hunting friends! Too bad they spent most of tonight's episode sitting around TALKING, blah blah blah, rather than shooting zombies and/or each other, but whatevs. If everyday heroes like Rick and Daryl can survive in a world gone mad (with zombies), I guess I can survive a subpar expository episode of America's hottest must-see TV.

I guess.

I got to install more performance parts on my car. Rear framer stiffeners for the stiff suspension that requires pristine glass highways.

And an electric exhaust cutout to make more noise as I come in, to help slow-pokes realize they're driving 50 on the left lane.

Was a great weekend. Thanks for asking.

I spent a good chunk of the day writing a poem about how Allah is a faggot.

I spent 10 hours bent over a soldering iron working on a clone of a synthesizer that was originally made by borderline slave labor in Southeast Asia in the 80s, because even unemployed (well technically I have a job now, but it hasn't started yet) I have the luxury of finding electronics assembly rewarding and fun.

I went to a middle of nowhere little town yesterday and got a pizza and a Boylans Root Beer. They had some microbrews as well, so I got one I haven't heard of and walked my dog down by the river there. It was a pretty place, if not virtually deserted. I think the intention is that they'll bring in some young people with organic food and mcrobrew and start an artistic community there. More power to them, you know?

No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee.

Donne, Meditation XVII

If they hadn't been flying a helicopter around killing people, they'd be alive now.

this is a rebel helicopter

Seriously?

It's old security codes would not bring the shield for safe transit.

Wonko you messed up those Metallica lyrics.