He almost tricked me into thinking he might be smart, but then he poured gasoline directly out of the can onto an ignition source. Then to prove it beyond any doubt he picks up the 'giant lens that instantly burns things' and holds it over his head to walk off camera.
Don't let your kids near the invisible death ray! For Christ's sake. No, don't point it at glass bottles, you idiot, haven't you ever heard of shrapnel? Where is your eye protection. Wait are you seriously just gonna pour a can of gas on the death ray? Come on! Why aren't you dead!
I like how this guy has a complete maladjusted hierarchy of amazing.
"First let's melt a stack of pure fucking metal, amazing!"
"Now lets find out if it ignites gasoline! A substance so volatile that it's long been classified as flammable to anyone who's seen one movie or at least lived on this planet before.
OH IT IGNITED, AMAZING???"
I mean he JUST boiled water in a glass bottle to the point of it exploding and melting...
His presentation makes so little sense it hurts my fucking head.
This will seriously make you long for the delivery and warm intelligence of the commentary from America's Funniest Home Videos. You just want this guy to blast his hand off and scream (which he comes close to doing several times) so he'll shut the hell up.
His logo and bullshit credit sequence is slander against other narcissists.
The other day I "hacked" some mozzarella cheese and english muffins with some tomato, zucchini, garlic, and pepperoni into some awesome miniature pizzas that I'm sure nobody else thought of. Then, I hacked into this guy's youtube and posted gay porn a bunch of times until he was banned. Dumbass.
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