Cena_mark  - 2013-03-15
I know they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for jokes, but it's incredibly petty to be so against the president that you can't even get behind the First Lady's efforts in fighting childhood obesity. "The fryer is our most used kitchen appliance and you health Nazi's won't change that!"
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dementomstie - 2013-03-15
What gets me is there are much better jokes there that could be made.
The "vacuuming and laundry" joke could be something like "This report was done by a Dr. Don Draper" or "This comes from the Institute of 1950's Living" or practically ANYTHING else and it would actually be a kind of a funny joke.
And yes, I know neither of those are particularly funny jokes, but then again I'm not writing for a web comedy show. But I think that same argument could be made for the people who write for this show.
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Toenails - 2013-03-15
"Give us money!"
[laboured joke] *WILD APPLAUSE*
[laboured joke] *WILD APPLAUSE*
[laboured joke] *WILD APPLAUSE*
[laboured joke] *WILD APPLAUSE*
"Give us money"
Just saved you about three minutes of your time. You're welcome.
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StanleyPain - 2013-03-16 It's more like:
"LIBERALS!"
[canned laughter]
"LIBERALS!"
[canned laughter]
"LIBERALS!"
[canned laughter]
"LIBERALS!"
[canned laughter]
"LIBERALS!"
[canned laughter]
"LIBERALS!"
[canned laughter]
ad infinitum.....
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Blue - 2013-03-16 Only the first one was about liberals. The second was something about college, and I'm white so I can't say what the third one was about.
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Blue - 2013-03-16
Typwriters? VCRs? I don't get it. What does that have to do with the economy?
Also, that's a betamax. Is that a joke?
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dementomstie - 2013-03-16 Good, I'm glad I'm not the only one who is completely baffled by that "joke".
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StanleyPain - 2013-03-16
The great thing about Newsbusted is that no matter what is going on in the world, be it a massive natural disaster or dozens of children being murdered, they are always asking for money for themselves to make shitty YouTube videos.
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Bort - 2013-03-16
Is it time again for Conservative Humor Workshop? I'll start:
Michael Moore, Nancy Pelosi, and George Soros walk into a bar. They hate America!
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Cherry Pop Culture - 2013-03-16
Jody Miller's eyes are far apart. I just realized this.
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manfred - 2013-03-16
*Picture of starving African childen*
*Canned laughter*
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StanleyPain - 2013-03-16 Sums up the GOP pretty well, I'd say.
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memedumpster - 2013-03-17
Oh no no no...
In a parallel universe, the punchlines were...
"... and liberals will be waking up face down on the green tomorrow morning."
"... since Toys R Us ran out of Super Mario Bros 3 in 1990."
"... is due to foreign aid being given to Africa instead of Alabama. Alabama shown here for comparison."
"... they're also offering free cell phones to Anthony Weiner."
"... you know what that means, Jared's secret is cryptosporidium."
"... the study was obviously not done by the liposuction industry."
"... well, at least that's what he told his pimp."
"... but hey, Chris Christie is a fat bastard."
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themilkshark - 2013-03-17
Jody Miller hates the blacks.
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