I think he'll be raped within the first 20 minutes.

Normally I would say, "no! Why would you want someone to be sexually assaulted?" But god... this one really tests me.

They'll kill him first, so it's OK.

Actually--and this is a very important distinction--it's cut right there as he said "Fuck all of you". Not sure why it's cut.

Because swear words are bad.

He did it for the lulz?

We don't know. That doesn't mean that there isn't an answer.

There's evidence that his father is basically a choice fucktard and probably abused the kid and his mother and sort of raised him into a violent sociopath.

Whodathunkit?

I'm comfortable with that.

I look forward to future documentaries where he chronicles abuses against him.

That's beautiful and truly compassionate.

Please do not think less of me when I say I hope someone rapes him with a dildo made of scorpions. The scorpions are coated in fire ants and the fire ants are coated in liquid chainsaws.

Fair and just treatment = prison-acquired hepatitis B, C, HIV, maybe even some anal warts and anal cancer, and perhaps a few bouts of undertreated neurosyphilis too. With any luck.

Yeah, I get that he probably has some kind of mental disease, but honestly, I don't think I'd shed a tear if I learned that right after he made that statement, he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. I just wish someone would have put him away sooner, before he had a chance to kill innocent people without remorse.

Raping this diseased young man in the ass will not bring back the dead.

But it's worth a try.

Wouldn't that be crazy if we found out through this that it did? Like if the family member of a murder victim rapes the murderer in the ass while wearing an article of the victim's clothes or something, it brought them back to life? I don't think we've tried that yet.

I am the assrape fairy, if you all jointly concentrate real hard on your assrape fantasies I will make them come true.

a newspaper with the headline "SHIT SUCKS" for the next thousand years

I was kinda amused in a bleak way by the mundane title of the clip. It's the same phrasing you would use to describe someone common, like, say, a Taco Bell customer doing something and you wouldn't use to describe someone comparatively unique, like, say, an Olympic athlete. That's just how many school shooters there are now.

actually I'm pretty sure it was invented for witches or members of rival tribes that couldn't be properly utilized as slaves, but hey, when life gives you lemons!

For you, CotC.

They keep saying it costs so much to enact the death penalty. Bullets don't cost that much. And for that matter, neither do poisonous snakes.

All it needs is his good, Christian grandmother to come in and ask the judge if she can serve his sentence in his place.

Probably not. Unlike the other killers this guy seems to have gotten no publicity for his crimes at all. I can't find a single article that isn't about his shirt or this outburst.

Part of the reason some women treat those killers like celebrities is because the media treated them that way. This guy doesn't seem to have gotten that attention, which is how it should be.

The optimist in me hopes the media decided that it was wrong to offer free celebrity status and media blowjobs to anyone shooting up a school, but the realist in me says those peices of shit managed to milk those corpses for all they were worth and now school shootings are too common to be newsworthy.

I agree with you mostly Blue but there's already a fandom growing based around this guy and they call themselves
"laneatics":


http://tinyurl.com/c2scmm5

http://tinyurl.com/cmnznhk

To be fair there's only like 5 people in that tag

It's not really a growing fandom so much as an existing fandom that's talking about him. I noticed the people talking about him usually had a bunch of stuff about their particular killer of choice.

I can see the fangirl appeal in guys like Charles Manson and Luka Magnotta, but this toady little fellow? "laneatics"?

Clearly, our society's standards in murderer celebrity-worship are slipping. Something must be done.

That's gotta be a rough day when you check your daughter's history and instead of porn or whatever, you just find a dozen tumblrs about how sexy teen shooters are.

Top 5 worst family meeting premises ever.

There's a HUGE group dedicated to this guy, it's called the NRA!

This guy is the Justin Bieber of murder celebrities.

Blue: True, the fact that there is are people, mostly teens, finding him misunderstood or how 'cute' he is, makes it odd.

Spaceman Africa: Let's hope it stays that way.

Sorry, but he probably won't be able to play Xbox Live with you anytime soon.

i'm kind of surprised "Man Totally Against Rape Culture Details Rape Fantasies of 17-Year-Old School Shooter" isn't an Onion article yet

...and pour the molten key down his dick hole.