Alot more kissing than I prefer in my porn. That said, I'm still glad this happened.

So...back in the day (grade school), me and the girls liked the Spice Girls. We all came to the conclusion that Mel C, Sporty Spice, was the pretty one. She could belt out on a song too.

Also:

-Victoria Beckham (Posh) was actually a trained opera singer. She was picked out for the band, but could not make it to the first rehearsal and was then stuck on doing harmonies on tracks.

-Emma Bunton (Baby) started out a child model.

-Ginger Spice was a bitch and no one liked her.

Baby, hands down.

Second was probably Ginger, then Posh and Scary, although the exact pecking order between those three was impossible to pin down and tended to change according to their outfits and my mood.

Sporty was dead last, but she's been partly rehabilitated over the years, as she reminds me of a frumpy Lady Sovereign, and Sovs is hella doable.

Male porn stars are hands down the creepiest human beings on this planet. I guess that's part of the job description, though.

This whole thing was incredibly awkward. The kissing was one thing but the god awful lip syncing was atrocious. 5 for that

Ill probably watch it just to see how bad it is. That and I like Misty Stone and all the other girls portraying the Spice Girls are hot except whoever is Ginger and Jessie Rogers' new plastic body

It would be a fun job to help these porn parodies carefully avoid copyright and trademark issues.

If there's a catagory at the AVN Awards for acting, which I doubt there is, Evan Stone should win it every year.

I would think anyone who is of the minimum legal age to buy porn wouldn't remember who these people are.

Weren't the Pussycat Dolls ax XXX parody of Spice Girls?

I really really really want to not see this, so I won't. Five stars for the hell of it.

It's not as if they needed a porn parody:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLicT4uPNWY

This bring back memories of 7th grade in 1996, where a couple friends of mine used part of computer lab time to secretly pull up 'nude Spice Girls' photos. If only we had "OMG...IT'S THE SPICE GIRLS XXX PARODY" on VHS back then. It would have been almost as real!