I saw this trailer over a year ago when it was going straight to DVD.

As I understand it, not only is this not Pixar, but Dane Cook is replacing the already-recorded voice track for Jon Cryer. I think the only reason they decided to put this in theaters is that Dreamworks is putting out some kind of airplane movie at the same time.

Now that they're making half of their output as sequels to their previous movies, I think their time as one of the more original animation studios isn't going to last much longer.

If Cars and Cars 2 is any indication, my nephew will be watching this movie enough times to memorize every single line in it, speaking them aloud as the movie progresses.

Kids like planes. This will make money. :(

This trailer could have used more appropriate music...

...like Slayer's "Dead Skin Mask."

I have a new reason to throw up in my mouth. Rob Zombie will soon be in Tampax commercials and Axe ads.

Planes (2013)
In this Disney sequel to Top Gun, a group of grizzled old planes at an American air base must prove to the Pentagon that they can kill poor brown foreign people as efficiently as an upstart gang of drones who are threatening to steal their thunder. Featuring the voices of Dane Cook, Victoria Jackson, Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman, and the screams of the dying earth.

And they're already working on a sequel...

http://www.bigscreenanimation.com/2012/06/exclusive-disney-alr eady-working-on.html

Cars is pretty much the Disney Princess franchise for boys. Of course they're going to squeeze all they can out of it.

Screw you guys. I wholeheartedly support the idea of introducing young children to White Zombie.

"YEAH!!! Let's go bomb some brown non-christian cars and take their oil!"

ALSO FIVE STARS FOR ANTHROPOMORPHIZING FLYING GUNS IN A CHILDRENS MOVIE

You can say a rifle can be used to hunt for food, but does anyone really _NEED_ an F-18 fighter jet?