This had a number of choice puns.

NO! That was supposed to be 5 stars. Damnation. Sorry :(

Old people making out.

Logan's Runners PAC.

The arguments against marriage equality really do sound this absurd.

They reached way over the bar they were aiming for and tried way too hard to make fun of it. This was three stars not terrible enough to be TERRIBLE, but not good either. +1 because at least they're not Christians yelling "murder everyone."

I guess I could learn to tolerate oldies if they didn't go around flaunting their age the way they do. I remember when old people were properly ashamed of what they were. Not like today, with all these goddamn Brimleys