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Bort - 2013-03-28

And if Doom had been done in the early 80s ... ? Presenting "Doom: The Text Adventure":

#include
#include

void main()
{
char string_in[256];
printf("DOOM: THE TEXT ADVENTURE\n\n");
while (1)
{
printf("You are standing in a large chamber. You see a demon ");
printf("flying toward you.\n ] ");
scanf("%s", string_in);
string_in[strlen(string_in)] = '##CONTENT##';
strupr(string_in);
if (strcmp(string_in, "FIRE") == 0)
printf("The demon falls to the ground and fades away.");
else printf("I don't know how to %s!", string_in);
printf("\n\n");
}
}


Bort - 2013-03-28

PoeTV just broke my beautiful beautiful source code. I'll never write in C again.


Old_Zircon - 2013-03-28

GW Basic might have been the way to go.


crojo - 2013-03-28

I prefer the late 80s version.

http://doom.chaosforge.org/


Meerkat - 2013-03-28

use stricmp you mong


Bort - 2013-03-29

I don't know how to USE STRICMP YOU MONG!


Hazelnut - 2013-04-04

For Bort's perfect reply


jreid - 2013-03-28

Part 2 is just as insightful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NURfvG0lfpA


RockBolt - 2013-03-28

The achievements


Old_Zircon - 2013-03-28

The easter egg video is good too.


kingarthur - 2013-03-28

Is this what Call of Duty is like? The last video game I really played was Vice City back in the day.....


EvilHomer - 2013-03-28

Pretty much, yeah.


EvilHomer - 2013-03-28

Just so we're clear, I don't mean that as a joke. At first I thought this video was going to be all sarcasm and hyperbole, you know, Old Gamer taking the piss out of New Game with a combination of cheap shots and exaggerations. But having watched it, the resemblance is actually pretty uncanny, especially in Part 2.


StanleyPain - 2013-03-28

This is so fucking masterful. Part 2 is almost better.


Jet Bin Fever - 2013-03-28

I don't want to type spoilers, but I really enjoyed this. The voices are really hilarious too.


Gmork - 2013-03-28

If by "call of duty" you mean "everything except the ac-130 has been done before CoD1 or MW1 came out".


Maru - 2013-03-28

yeah let's pretend to be dumb because we're pedantic internet nerds


Gmork - 2013-03-29

you're pretending?


Maru - 2013-03-29

that doesn't work on what i said


blue vein steel - 2013-03-28

3:41


RocketBlender - 2013-03-28

For the achievements.


FABIO - 2013-03-28

Watching this, I keep expecting him to take every free second to reload a clip.

And I realize what an annoying standard that's become.


STABFACE - 2013-03-29

The whole reload-with-every-spare-secong thing infuriates the sperglord inside of me, BECAUSE MAGAZINES DONT WORK LIKE THAT YOU FUCKERS


FABIO - 2013-03-29

Maybe in 5 years we'll get the next step in shooter realism with a QTE mini-game to scrounge individual bullets from all your half full clips.


Maru - 2013-03-28

games suck


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