At first I thought there'd be no problem finding this guy, but then I thought what would happen if they decided to apprehend everyone fitting the dress/description at just about any given Wal-Mart.
So what's the worst frontbutt you've ever seen IRL?
Mine was my best friend's aunt-in-law's. It doesn't even stick out that much, but it hangs down well past her knees. It's really bizarre; it looks like a giant, floppy apron tucked into maroon sweatpants.