I thought the same thing bopeton, and then I pictured one of the passengers saying "Nobody's showing up, this is Russia," as if that's a thing Russian people say.
It may just be me, but I think this "In Soviet Russia" internet thing is getting lame. Stop supporting it, and intelligent/interesting things may come to you?
I understand your sentiment. I took the title from one of the youtube comments because it made me laugh at the moment and it seemed fitting. I am aware of the USSR to Russian Federation transition. ;)