Given this site's subject matter, I was thinking that this was going to be about morgellons. Somehow, this seems less screwed up.

She looks exactly like the singer from my old band. I'd swear it was her, too, if I didn't know for a fact she's now living happily as the trophy housewife of a software company president.

That was a hell of a brave admission there at the end, all the junkies I know blame some past sin leading to inevitable Catholic damnation, so why not heroin?

Gotta lose your mind in scuzzball junk city. That dude looks like a sister-raper and his personality is reminiscent of a three week old dog turd. Oh yeah, heroin.