I was trying to explain capybarii to a friend recently, but I don't think he could wrap his brain around a guinea pig the size of a werewolf.

I started to say "every cool animal should have its own 24 hour cable channel," but that was followed by "Internet does this already and is burying television for that reason."

Capybaras should always be accompanied by "Baby Elephant Walk".

I didn't know they could move their little ears.