Oh man, this is a new level of sadness. Finding a space big enough to make it look like you're actually doing a club show, getting a vegan buddy to hang around and move the camera around a little bit, standing up and doing shitty jokes with no one in the room, finding a license-free laugh track, throwing it all together as if anyone could possibly care about what you're doing, etc. Painful. Worse than weed comedy.

How to tell if a dead decaying carcass has gone bad : fuck it, if it resists, it's all good, baby.

Please leave tips in jar at edge of stage.

I wonder if he can do an impression of Neve Campbell

Dubbing a laughtrack over your standup routine is a level of sadness I'm new to.

I've always been big into cooking. But I always wondered, "How can I take this thing I love, and make it as uncomfortable as possible for people who don't eat the same things I do?"

So now I talk about rotting cow corpses a lot. Invisible crowds find it hilarious!

Self-righteousness and humor never, ever overlap.

APPLAUSE BREAK!

Finally, the shittier corners of tumblr are here to tell jokes to me in a dark room.

I bet he's hilarious when he's not got a vegan audience.

His whole routine is "This is what I eat. THIS." for two hours.

am i the first to realize that this was on a green screen and the laughs are all sound effects?

What a terrible thing to do to an animal! It's a shame there's no alternative such as local ranchers letting cows go outside to graze!

This would be unwatchable without the laugh track. I love how it builds the worse his description gets.

Throwing tomatoes would do no good, how about lambchops?

Somehow worse than Daniel Songer.

I make people laugh and am a vegetarian. I am totally one step ahead of this guy.

http://youtu.be/H-QCwfb8NqQ