is that henry rollins?

From IMDB:
"Wow, this was a really cheesy, bad movie. The acting was so bad. The lead, guy, was stiff as a board. But I saw him again in in some gay porn movie many years later. He was doing a scene with that guy from Fraternity Vacation. He seemed to have loosened up a little and was acting more naturally."

This was perfect. Thank you, Poetv.

Nothing can prepare you for that music. What little buildup there is to it certainly doesn't.

And now...JAZZ HANDS!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE flap flap flap EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

One Van Damme movie makes a little money and you get 100 other kickboxing movies. My favorite is "Night of the Kickfighter". It has Adam West in it, drunk as usual.

The Mario Paint tag

The is the Sanchin no Kata of Uechi-ryu and Goju-ryu karate. It's derived from the kung fu of southern China.

I'm proud to say that one of the few pieces of music I have composed for actual money sounded pretty much like this (on purpose).