I knew a girl in college that used "mane and tail" shampoo/conditioner for horses on her hair. It was, indeed, thick and long, but she said it made her hair even more of a shower-clogger than normal.

I don't know if she answered math questions by stamping one foot or not, though.

My girlfriend used Mane & Tail for a while. I noticed no difference.

If you use women's hair removal on your balls, dubstep music and a woman moaning will be heard when your balls sway around.

I often use Dove to wash my hair. I mean the actual bar of soap, not the shampoo. I have noticed no difference.

Not sure if youre being serious, but I found out actual bar soap works well to strip the hair of anything and everything, and then real shampoo/conditioner fixes it right up and revives it from the horrible chemical bath of the much harsher bar soap.

Really? Yes I was being completely serious, I often use bar soap whenever I run out of shampoo, but I do keep my hair very short. Whenever it grows long I get dandruff so maybe that's a result of the bar soap, but I always thought it was because I didn't bother to dry it.

On the other hand, I suspect manufacturers put out a lot of bullshit information with regards to the "unique" chemical properties of their liquid soap for hair.

True story: The one girl I know with the fullest, richest head of hair washes her hair once a week with dishwashing soap. She claims it took her a month or so of having greasy hair throughout the week between washes until it adapted but now her "mane" looks almost like the impossibly perfect CGI hair from the advertisements.