Is this a real commercial? I had a bad case of eye mites the other day (yes eye mites), so now I need some new pillows. If this is a real commercial, well, I think I owe Kmart my custom. Hopefully they won't have the right pillows in stock, so I can then regale the salepeople with a hilarious and not-at-all awkward joke about "shipping my bed (accessories)". That will brighten up their day for sure!

Makes me kinda sad that all the Kmarts in this area got driven out of business decades ago.

Pooow, I just shit my pants.

good job america, you are the winner.

Great. I'm now old enough that advertising is targeting me somewhat successfully.