That guy  - 2013-04-19
IN THE DISTANT FUTURE:
women will also feel embarrassed by what a lamer they would have to be to use a sex toy
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Nominal - 2013-04-19 Isn't it odd that it's just accepted that every woman uses crazy battery operated sex toys, but that a man owning even the most utilitarian one is somehow super creepy and gross?
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Nominal - 2013-04-20 Everyone finds even fleshlights creepy and gross though, while chicks can own battery operated 3 pronged gadgets and it's totally normal.
Imagine the reactions of someone finding a fleshlight in a dude's apartment vs finding a vibrator in a woman's.
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Hooker - 2013-04-20 Fine, although I would point out that Fleshlights are molded to look like a vagina (to no utilitarian benefit). You should probably pick the hill you want to die on to not be made of decapitated realdolls.
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That guy - 2013-04-21 Jeez Hooker, your last line is too hilarious to follow up, but I'll try.
Whether a sex toy looks like a human part or not is an overlapping question with what's weird about the cultural division between male & female sex toys, but not the same question. I'm sure you were not debating this, thought.
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Nominal - 2013-04-21 Uhhh...a lot of female masturbation devices look like penises.
I mean I'd be creeped out too by any masturbation device in a dude's house. I'm just fascinated to why the double standard.
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Hooker - 2013-04-21 I think a dildo shaped like a penis, with veins and everything, is significantly more shameful than a vibrator.
There is a distinct difference, though, in that a hand pretty much approximates a vagina while on most men, their fingers are shorter than their erect penis, and women generally have shorter fingers than men.
I agree there's a double-standard at work, but there are notable differences as well, including the fact that there aren't life-sized rubber dolls with penises.
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That guy - 2013-04-21 Fine, fine, fine.
But a hand approximates a vagina like 700 miles per hour approximates the speed of light.
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themilkshark - 2013-05-06 It's cuz men suck at sex and women know it. Women have better times with toys.
On the other hand, a man is NEVER going to have a better experience with a toy than he would a willing human
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EvilHomer - 2013-04-19
As a severed-head fetishist, I know I'm excited!
Beeblefox made a really cool version of this video, complete with dramatic music and slow-mo closeups. Sadly, his channel seems to be dead, and I can't find a mirror.
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Oktay - 2013-04-19
With a face like that, you won't break any hearts.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-04-19
FINALLY. I have been waiting for this product for too too long. I hope they have one with cartoonishly big collagen injected lips and whorish makeup... because how am I supposed to fuck these plain Janes? Also, can you pop out the eyes and use the optic canal?
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gravelstudios - 2013-04-19
Oh god, the eyes at the very end of the video...the eyes...
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CIWB - 2013-04-19
Of all the sad bastards we're exposed to on a daily basis, I really think this guy is one of the saddest. I have no logical argument to back that up, just a feeling.
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TeenerTot - 2013-04-19
You can style their hair in many different ways.
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Siebenstein - 2013-04-19
"debris"
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Yellow Lantern - 2013-04-19
I love that he has the same tone and demeanor as a typical Home Shopping Network pitchman.
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Scurrie - 2013-04-19
Hey, Stanhope fucked one of these! For science!
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memedumpster - 2013-04-19
I'm holding out for the Post-Revolution French Monarch series.
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The Mothership - 2013-04-20
they couldn't even get face molds of famous starlets? weak sauce.
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That guy - 2013-04-20 They got a blonde, and a brunette. What are you fancy?
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