Hooker  - 2013-04-27
I hope there's a crazy person wherever this guy lives that believes he has to bathe in Canada Dry Light.
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Meerkat - 2013-04-27
Maybe you should use items that are on the shelf.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-04-27
Definitive proof that Canada is cooperating with our government to mildly inconvenience our citizens.
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Killer Joe - 2013-04-27
Shit, Jerry is here! Get someone to mildly delay him while we pull his products off the shelf! Then, as soon as he leaves, put them back up! We need to make more profit than screwing with Jerry makes. And make sure we stay on the lookout for Sherry. Gummy bears. That chick loves her some gummy bears.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2013-04-27
Derp Tactics:
-Stand in background
-Deliver mail comically
-Drop heavy objects on main characters
-Accidentally offend the disabled
-Stumble into Dr. Who fandom
-Get daughter somehow
-Eat muffins
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EvilHomer - 2013-04-27 (also, is poeTV comfortable enough with background ponies to accept fan made Whooves & Derpy cartoons?)
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memedumpster - 2013-04-27 I came extremely close one day to submitting the Doctor Whooves cartoon just to be that guy.
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EvilHomer - 2013-04-27 Well, SOMEPONY has to submit it.
I nominate gmork. That can be your Coming Out of the Stable moment, good buddy!
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BHWW - 2013-04-27 Pony jokes? Get this shit out of here
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Adham Nu'man - 2013-04-27
The horror... The horror...
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-04-27
Holy shit. This means when my store is out of Pepsi Max, it's gangstalkers making me buy less-caffeinated Diet Pepsi??
And here I thought it was because others liked the same product I did. Or that somehow I alone could support an entire beverage line with my meager purchases. I'm glad to know the REAL explanation.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2013-04-27 It strikes me that when a sufficient mass of such people as these appear, there will then _in fact_ be an organized group of people following us all around, observing and harassing us.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-04-27 At some point, they'll start observing and harassing each other.
I mean, they'll have all the signs of being perps, what with their cameras, odd, repetitive behavior, routines you could set your watch by.
The eventual perp-fights will be glorious when they're uploaded to YouTube.
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EvilHomer - 2013-04-27 I've seen comment chains and messageboard postings where TIs start accussing each other of being perps, and IIRC there were a few videos posted here where the TIs suspected each other of perping.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-04-27
Also:
"It is a BLATANT way in which Co-Opted Employees REMOVE the ITEM in order to discriminate and Indiscriminately Deprive you of that ITEM knowing you are there to purchase it"
I don't think "discriminate" and "indiscriminately" have ever been used in such close proximity without irony before. That deserves some kind of award.
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sasazuka - 2013-04-27
On the odd chance that anyone doesn't get the Home Depot reference, as this is obviously not a Home Depot, I was referring to this aldamysteriosa1 video shared at POE TV a couple of months ago where she (yes, she) couldn't find some unspecified thing at a Home Depot: http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=117837
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-04-27 She also doesn't know what 'fronting' in a grocery store is.
Whenever there's a gap in the merchandise, the store employees will either restock it with other items, or pull the existing items forward until the shelves look full again. It's why you only see empty shelves during sales or unusual events (like how all the chili fixin's, bread, milk, and eggs vanish if a snowstorm is coming) or if it's been too busy to spare anyone to go straighten things up.
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Ryo-Cokey - 2013-04-27 Well, odds are this person could probably find the radial saws at Home Depot.
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cognitivedissonance - 2013-04-27
This is like the natural conclusion of "Peep Show".
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BHWW - 2013-04-27
There truly is no where to run and no where to hide from us.
We're who is looking from behind the Eye in the Sky.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-04-27 I just wish we could get rid of Alan Parsons. He refuses to wear a hair net so we're always picking stray strands out of the Eye.
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Sudan no1 - 2013-04-27
I thought these types of people didn't like diet sodas because aspartame is illuminati mind control/mind melting poison?
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-04-27 Someone should (anonymously) post on her video the possibility that the only reason she WANTS the diet ginger ale is because she's been addicted to the mind-altering chemicals in it.
The response would be amusing, I think.
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RocketBlender - 2013-04-27
Hey Crab Mentality, can I have some of that Ginger Ale?
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-04-28
I went to GameStop today and there were no Atari Jaguar games on the shelves.
Clearly, GameStop is in cahoots with Satan and the Free Masons.
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Dib - 2013-04-28
Somebody needs to tell him they've already infiltrated the Canada Dry bottling plants. It goes all the way to the top.
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