The day that list fails to make me happy, just put me in the carrier and take me to the vet and have me put down. Tell them I'm a ferret with a pituitary disorder, they'll do the humane thing.
It's hard to decide which are my favorites out of the list, usually I decide it's a tie between "Stump Chunkman" "Gristle McThornBody" and "Flint Ironstag"