Also this is terrible, 5 stars.

If you are in the friendzone either A: Ask her out or B: Accept her fucking answer.

If you can still be friends, then just be friends. If you can't be her friend without being jealous or scheming to get into her pants then don't be her friend. You like her and your feelings are not returned. That's not fair to you and it's a perfectly valid reason to not be friends with her anymore. Find someone that likes you back.

Five for Blue.

Blue, you're not always a beacon of rationality around these parts, but stars for that.

I don't understand why some people find it so difficult to accept that sometimes a person wants to fuck you/date you, other times they don't. Being an ineffectual, jealous, pseudo-stalker is not going to change anyone's feelings on that.

There is a ton of confusion, in part, because every TV series, movie, and afterschool special since forever has instructed people to just be themselves and people will love them for their inner beauty. (This usually has something to do with the cute girl dating an asshole at the beginning, though really, that's just cheating in the script.)

On "The Office", Pam dumped Roy for Jim. In every romantic comedy ever, the woman dumps her successful handsome (but slightly arrogant) boyfriend for the lovable loser protggnh. The Karate Kid won the heart of Elizabeth Shue. And the chicks just throw themselves at Peter Parker. The point is, there is this recurring theme that women perceive quiet mopey inner charm and cleave to it; just give it time, movies and TV insist, and she'll come around.

That said, Pam went for Jim, but didn't then turn around and go for Toby, who is even quieter and mopier than Jim, who is a snide lazy sarcastic little bitch when you get right down to it.

*shittier

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