Aaaaaaaaand the Bible Belt creams its pants.

:(

I'll just calmly, patiently wait for Baleen to type. It'll be grand.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130504191512AADzi1M< br />
Lololol.

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground,
And swallows circling with their shimmering sound;

And frogs in the pools, singing at night,
And wild plum trees in tremulous white,

Robins will wear their feathery fire,
Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;

And not one will know of the war, not one
Will care at last when it is done.

Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree,
If mankind perished utterly;
And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone. -Sara Teasdale

We may be divided But of you all, I beg
To remember we're all hoofed At the end of each leg

No matter what the issue Come from wherever you please
All this fighting gets you nothing But hoof and mouth disease

Arguing's not the way Hey, come out and play!
It's a shiny, new day So, what do you say?

You gotta share
You gotta care
It's the right thing to do
You gotta share
You gotta care
And there'll always be a way through

Both our diets, I should mention Are completely vegetarian
We all eat hay and oats Why be at each other's throat?

You gotta share
You gotta care
It's the right thing to do
And there'll always be a way
Thro-o-o-o-ugh! -Pinkie Pie

If only Arabs had guns they could protect themselves.

So elections are coming up in Israel or something?

Alternate Headline:

Syria Tries to Supply Iran with Missiles
...Israel averts nuclear attack

Nothing to worry about here. It's just the makings of a mulit-sided war, that's all.

I hope this guy's still ok:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=116929