besides the obvious lack of social skills, I can't look at this fellow without thinking of FMJ's Pvt. Pyle

I'm sure this is a real and constant problem for this eligible young bachelor.

That is a serious, tag-worth neckbeard, too.

this crap puts a real solid frown on my face

Aww man he worked so hard to build up this shocking piece of conservative humor and you gave away the punchline in the description.

This guy shouldn't diss soulmates because I'm sure the right chainsaw is out there for him.

Obama is not trying to steal your guns. Women are not trying to fuck you.

Seriously, somebody need to start oppressing this kid or he's just going to keep whining about this shit.