I would like to think that while fleeing the starving packs of feral Republicans on a sunny day with nice weather, I'd put a little more work into my shelter.
Why in the hell would you epoxy the handle onto a hatchet? what happens when you inevitably need to make a new handle? If it's a well made hatchet it shouldn't NEED epoxy.
Kinda wish I knew someone like this, just incase society does collapse, I'd have a known cache of overpriced tools and weapons that can be easily taken.