They are coming for your daughters!

I think my horrible and relentless depression has rendered me with only disdain and hatred as primary emotions. Yet you and your comments always seem to lend a spark to my failing humor reserves.

Sometimes you have to crack a joke in self defense. I have a concealed comedy license, and I look forward to one day being the only armed comedian in a crisis situation.

^ This

But.. but that would be cool! And these guys aren't cool!

\ (. o ;) /

ponies have _never_ been cool

ponies are what you ride when youre too young and dumb to be trusted on horseback

This guy doesn't have enough talent to inspire nightmares.

But, but, he's the kind of "human being" that I love to hate.