A theme park where I have to actually work to make the rides go and I need to go with my friends in order to not work as hard? This is fucking stupid. So is that typical 90's promo-for-kids soft shouting guy who somewhere forcing his excitement and doing a decent job containing it

Ha! We have something like this in the USA. It's called "Portland"

The park looks fun, but I want to stab the guy that made and narrated the video.

I've never heard a person sound so stoked about taking a shuttle bus.

I'd go if they had the meat bike from Bakemonogatari.

I'm not sure what I want to do more, visit this theme park or punch whoever made this video.

I watched this at work with the sound off and assumed it was being subtitled from French or something. It's pretty awesome on mute, I don't know if I want to risk ruining it with the sound.

'fucks goin on at :22?

No lines, either!

The list of bike names (maybe made up by narrarator) were gloriously gay sounding.