Jeffery Combs is probably the best actor of all time, and if I had to rank the 3 greatest movies ever made, it would be some combination of Reanimator, From Beyond, and Castle Freak. Reanimator has the part where the dude uses his severed head to each the chick out, From Beyond has Jeffrey Combs sucking people's brains out through their eye-holes, and Castle Freak has Castle Freak's balls the entire time. How is it possible to choose?
Well, I know what I'm watching tonight. Pillager, I owe you a beer.
Down a few in my honor.
Also, this site needs more Jeffrey Combs vids.
Cat dead. Details later.
Looks like I've got a good flick to watch Saturday night.
He was pretty amazing in The Frighteners too
My ideal movie has Jeffrey Combs as an alien bank robber squaring off against Tim Thomerson as a flinty old moon cop over the sequenced genome of earth's last queen, which is famed to be encoded with the names of every human who died in the great 22nd century human civil war. You see, one of the names is the moon cop's estranged daughter whom he never knew, but desperately wants to find the grave of.
My pitch for this movie would be "Tim Thomerson and Jeffrey Combs, also some dialog, a thin plot, and sxplosions."
Not even anime boobs could compete with Mathilda May.
My ideal movie would be Lina Romay roaming the countryside naked in a vintage Rolls Royce in 1975, set to a sleazy, European lounge soundtrack.
It's great when your ideal movie actually exists.
To be fair, it would be improved if they added hippies, aliens and Lemmy
Some London raga hippies decided they needed to go electric so they got Jimi Hendrix's roadie Lemmy to join the band; he wrote the whole album in 7 hours on a speed binge. The only misfire is the Donovan cover with the awful white gospel choir, everything else is fantastic basement psych and you can already hear the beginnings of Hawkwind and Motorhead in the songwriting, even though he's trying really hard to sound like Jack Bruce. One of my all time favorite albums.
Bah, what am I thinking? Let's not forget Hawkwind either. In case I don't mention it enough, I'm an idiot.
Actually, from what I've seen, Lemmy's a gentleman, he wouldn't be mean to anyone except out of necessity. So let me re-iterate: I'm an idiot.
Back when I was in middle school you could take this out at the public library for free.
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