You pervert! How dare you notice us performing fellatio in public! I'm calling the cops!

Cunnilingus, sorry. My mind was elsewhere.

I love how she just goes right back to it.

Are you using your CELL PHONE? ON THE TRAIN??

Remember, kids: if you found any of this even remotely questionable, you are hopelessly frigid.

I dunno. Why go through all the trouble of faking this if you're not going to throw in some fake moans?

Luckily, I am an expert on this sort of thing. If this was one of those "staged voyeurism" porns, not only would they actually show something, but they would overact the hell out of the embarrassment and outrage at being "caught". The look they gave is exactly the look I would expect from people who would do this in public.

Legalize Gay Marriage in Australia!

Everyday you'll be able to see two sheilas have a box lunch.

Literally everywhere I've traveled on this round planet, those seat covers have been there.

Yeah they have that exact pattern in Dublin bus.. I wonder who makes it, some kind of wizard!?
I'm assuming this pattern has evolved as the prime pattern for blending in many stains.

Thailand and Korea both have them. In Thailand, some of the charter buses have put it on the roof and walls too.

I was about to say that I've seen those seats, but have never been to Australia.

Fabric seats on any type of public transportation is just gross. A lot of the trains in my neck of the woods have smooth metal seats, and while that does sound uncomfortable, it's really not.

Purple headed snake?