are fuckin' everywhere

I ran out of tags!

So what will you do with that one, Gmork? Filter out any vids that have it?

Cellphones are held vertically, so until camera makers equip them with a portrait mode, deal with it. Besides, what do you think you were missing on either side? Naked dancing girls or something? It's an explosion clip, not a billion-dollar Michael Bay abortion you payed to see.

You know how shitty it looks on gmorks 74" wide-aspect television?

You'd be pissed too.

my monitor for my computer is 32 inches and my tv is 60 inches. dont be hatin'

Gmork, you must feed everything you see. You sure as hell love feeding trolls.

"What could possibly go wrong?"

the loudest noise I ever heard in my entire life was a lightning strike right outside my open window, so I immediately ran outside...then thought "what the fuck am I going to do out here?"

Once I sat outside in my backyard during a thunderstorm thinking it would be awesome to watch. And it sort of was until lightning hit so close that all my hair stood up and the sky around me glowed a weird green color for about 10 seconds after the lightning hit and I couldn't hear for about 20 minutes.


But still, good times.

I woke up from a dream to hear the air expanding (or superheating or whatever) right above my house in the second before lightning struck about 15 feet from my bedroom window.

This being 1988 (about 15 miles from a Navy base), and me being a mostly-asleep adolescent, I walked downstairs (nodding in the direction of my parents' and brother's bedrooms and telling them quietly that I loved them) and stepped outside so that I could die immediately rather than after a week of radiation poisoning.

The rain woke me up.

Clearly. The timing of this video was too perfect.