Is there even a way to spell that noise he made?

Texas News Update: anchors are pussies.

5 Stars for not actually swearing or hitting the friendly lizard.

"GHXX kuPPGUH whaTHFF!!"

God dang! Should've told him it jumpd.

Oh that is so good. The li'l lizard was just being friendly!

I laugh every single time.

I'd say bodily throwing itself at the news anchor's dick makes that lizard a little more than "friendly." The reaction was entirely natural.

Also, I always love watching anyone in the news biz try to regain composure; they never do.