An episode of Skeleton Warriors

Oh, of course the skeletons are the bad guys. And of course the good guys have an Uncle Tom skeleton who fights against his own people. I bet all the skeletons were played by flesh actors, too. This is worse than Amos and Andy!

Sexy Duck Cop

- 2013-06-02

Said it before, and I'll say it again: This is skeleton minstrelsy.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-06-02

ok I was joking at first but the more I watch the more this feels like the skeleton is a token gesture, incapable of defending itself in combat, meant to pander to Skeleamericans.

Sanest Man Alive

- 2013-06-02

That token skeleton good guy is actually only half-skeleton. A skullatto, if you will.

And no, I don't know how the fuck that works either. Equally perplexing is the half-machine skeleton named CYBONE.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-06-02

I respect the level-headed woman at 9:00 who chastises her comrade for his casual use of skeleslurs:

Dude: Last one back to the base is a rotten Skeleton Warrior!
Dudette: DO NOT JOKE ABOUT THAT

Caminante Nocturno - 2013-06-02

What's even stranger is that the half-skeleton still has an actual skeleton inside of him.

Gmork - 2013-06-03

that's so meta

Jeriko-1

- 2013-06-02

I remember seeing the first episode of this.
When the bad guys got turned into skeletons they were in no way upset their penises were gone forever.

That always bothered me.

duck&cover

- 2013-06-02

I like the CG skull that introduces the episode. Very profound.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-06-02

Here is a transcript of the dialogue for those hard of hearing:

Antagonist: BONE voyage!
Protagonist: WAAAAAARRRAAAAUUUUGGGHH! GLUUUAAAAAAUGGGGHHHH! HUAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!

bopeton

- 2013-06-02

Bone Voyage is a pretty funny thing for an evil skeleton to say.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-06-02

WAAAAAARRRAAAAUUUUGGGHH! GLUUUAAAAAAUGGGGHHHH! HUAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!

Caminante Nocturno

- 2013-06-02

That CGI skull was the voice of a generation.

Sanest Man Alive - 2013-06-02

RIP Tony Jay ;_;

dementomstie

- 2013-06-03

Tony Jay was my favorite Menacing Voice Actor basically ever.

The New Meat

- 2013-06-02

Sure, it has the giant floating liquid metal skull of Tony Jay dispensing zen koans, but it's still no Dinoriders.

Though that quick BAD TO THE BONE stinger at the end of the theme song is a nice touch.

Old_Zircon - 2013-06-02

This channel also has episodes of Monster Force and Drak Pack, neither of which I've heard of.

roofle

- 2013-06-03

The poor man's Mummies Alive

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