I don't think you do have to try, and I would love to be able to say the same as you. I have had so many worse than this. Worst two:
I was stonewalled miserably by a girl who was an acquaintance whom I was not hitting on and just trying to say hi, to because I ran into her unexpectedly. She recognized me, and I've never wronged her, and there was no vomit on my shirt.
I said something off-the-cuff witty based on what the band was doing at a large party. Male and female friends overheard [the band was in between songs] and said it was hilarious. Girl in question looked at me like I was a monster and walked away. Since there were so many witnesses, we did some recon later, just for curiosity's sake. She did not know the band, so she could not have been personally offended that I made mild fun of them.

I've run the entire gamut of experience in hitting on and getting hit on, all the while being pretty low-key.
Chaos Theory.

It's possible I was just too clueless to notice, too. I know that in retrospect I was so clueless I pretty nastily snubbed at least three girls in high school without having any idea until a few years later. One of them literally told me to get into her bed with her and I was all "that's OK, I'm comfortable over here on this bean bag doing shitty guitar noodles" because that's how much I couldn't take a hint.

The worst part is that I was totally into her, I was just a dunce. The other two I know of weren't quite as bad as that, but it happened over and over with both of them.

I guess there was one girl who was kind of talked in to going out on a date with me by her two best friends because they were both dating my two best friends and wanted all six of us to go bowling and then go make out in the park or something, and she actually called m the night before and basically said that and "let's agree that we're not going to participate in any making out, we're just along to make the rest of them happy" and I went along with that since I was kind of in the same boat. I guess that could have been a snub, although on the other hand she was supposedly pissed off that I didn't send her a valentine the weekend after since apparently it DID count as a date after all and she pretty much didn't come around with the rest of them after that, so maybe I was actually the unintentional asshole there too. I still don't even know with that one.

Point is, if someone DID react to me like that when I was 15 I probably wouldn't have noticed, and also probably wouldn't have been hitting on her anyhow since most of the time I was nursing a perpetually unrequited crush for one of my best friends who was also best friends with one of the girls who in retrospect was very obviously doing the same to me and it was all pathetically awkward all around. Especially since all of our parents were pretty laid back about stuff like coed sleepovers so those happened with everyone involved in the whole mess from time to time, except instead of the awkward groping that should have happened it was always awkward Troma movie watching, which is pretty OK too truth be told.

Fucking high school.

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One last thing, then I'm done. Is there a story behind the "(point to schlong)" tag?

PUA = Pick up artist.
HB3 etc. are apparently some form of PUA ratings system these types of tards use as a gauge for a woman's hotness or something and how likely she is to sleep with you.

The *point to schlong* goes way back when POEN first discovered the whole PUA/Mystery movement. I believe it originates from the Mystery Method where, in an essay about using neurolinguistic programming or some bullshit to get women to sleep with you (by doing weird things like saying BED a lot or SLEEP or something) you also make hand gestures that point towards your dick.

http://oi45.tinypic.com/14abx8j.jpg

woe to the republic.

Jesus Christ, grazie violenza.

http://www.pualingo.com/pua-acronyms-list/

Here you go guys:

http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/03_Approaching/11_The_Patte rns/p_blow.shtml

http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/03_Approaching/11_The_Patte rns/p_backdoor.shtml

(Courtesy of O_Z on an older post.)

All credit for those links (and my PUa spotting hobby in general) goes to the original Poe-News Seduction Community threads:

http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1002089965

(the first one, linked in the first post of the one above, features a couple posters trying to defend PUA and is amazing, but the link I posted is more educational)

Also I don't know or care what the current consensus is on whether these folks are funny or not, this is a good, easy crash course in the PUA classics, too:

http://tinyurl.com/m3rsgn9

(point to schlong) goes back even farther than Mystery, the origin is lost somewhere in the 90s (hell, NLP is old enough it could even go back to 80s BBSes for all I know) and the earliest record I know of was a repost on the old Ross Jefferies Speed Seduction forums (which are already so old I've only seen reposts of that post). I've always had a feeling that wherever it was first posted, it was posted by a troll, because it's just too perfect. Here it is:



Pattern I

Purpose: To implant the idea of receiving pleasure from her ass.

Subject: Your Friend (who else?) Rod

Did I ever tell you about my friend Rod? Well, he's a damn cool guy, but he got a new job. Yeah, he's on the R&D team of some furniture company, (make up a name, Muncher Furniture perhaps?). Yeah, well he's working on a team and their job is to design the perfect chair. Did you ever have a favorite chair? (of course she sez yes) What was it like? I have to ask this stuff, maybe I can give Rod some ideas. (let her talk about the perfect chair). Feed her info back to her in the following part: Yeah, I know what you mean. Isn't it great how you can have a favorite seat, and after a hard, stressful day at work, you LOOK FORWARD TO PLOPPING YOUR ASS/BUTT DOWN on that seat (point to schlong). And then you get there and you see that seat (point to schlong) and you can already start to RELAX and FEEL SO GOOD just thinking about how great it will feel when you LOWER YOUR ASS ONTO THAT SEAT (point to schlong!!!) and think how great it will be to slowly SLIDE DOWN ONTO IT (point to schlong!!!).

What made me so, well, happy isn't the right word because the fact that this guy exists is nothing to be happy about, but whatever - what makes the video great is that not seeing sargentpepperoni himself and only judging by the direction the woman's eyes move, it's really easy to pretent that what's happening off camera is

"are you looking for some lunch, or..." (point to schlong!!!).

I mean, he's probably holding something he picked up off a shelf, but he's definitely holding it at waist level so for all intents and purposes he really IS doing that. Which would make this the first concrete evidence I've seen of anyone actually pointing to schlong in real life.

Incidentally, it's been pulled from Youtube but if you think PUAs are funny you should track down the Adventure Time episode "Reign Of Gunters" as soon as possible.

That was one of the best episodes of Adventure Time. Also this thread is amazing.

This whole page has been far more informative than I truly ever wanted it to be.