The last few seconds.

you think you have the upper hand on a waterfowl, and then you remember the fucker can fly.

Canada geese are the frat-boy douchebags of the phylum, they're all like wings-out "COME AT ME, BRO," until you get close without showing fear and then they run away like pussies.

My grammy showed me how to kill a goose. You just walk up, grab it by the neck and swing it in a circle. I am so tempted to do this when Canadian geese forget what animal eats the most poultry.