Pride tinged with terror.

She'd just proven how the apartment superintendent WASN'T responsible for all of the missing tenants.

Sexy Duck Cop... You have THE BEST username..

We were having a bit of 'debate' in another video. A reasonably serious debate between the parties: 'sexy duck cop' and 'Mr. Purple Cat Esq.'
The internet is a very silly place :)

I agree that "Sexy Duck Cop" is the funniest combination of words in the English language, but can't take credit for inventing it...

I had just arrived back in LA after a 7-hour flight from Michigan, and while relaxing online, I found that Chris-Chan had a troll that was equally as broken as him: Anthony "A-Log" Logatto. Apparently the dude wrote a lot of erotic fanfiction of himself, and in one story, invented his own character, a sexy duck cop named NINA QUACKETTA. I don't know if it was the jet lag, the residual Ambien in my system, or the flawless dialogue, but I fell out of my chair laughing and actually ROFLMAO'ed. From that day forward, I resolved to be a Sexy Duck Cop.

Nice origin story !

I think half the people here think I am some kind of furry or some shit but here is where my name came from..

Basically when me and my friend were like 10 in the the early 90's we found out you could change all the opening credits + the "the world was void without form" stuff in sid meiers civilisation by simply editing a text file.
So we took turns changing all the names and spiel to the silliest/funniest names and stuff we could.
And my friend came up with mr purple cat esq, which at the time had a similar effect on me as in ure sexy duck cop tale.

Think of it as an equivalent of "clever girl".

I feel like it says something alarming about our evolution that a fellow ape is commending such behavior

Yeah, that landing wasn't quite graceful. We should work on giving them hands and arms, juat so they can catch themselves when opening the door like that.

No, but if you say he looks like a giant banana, he sheds a single tear and posts selfies to Tumblr.

That fall was the funniest part of the video.

Weenier than what?