"Why's the general not wearing regulation pants?"
"Dude, you ever seen the way the top brass acts on the weekends? We're lucky he's wearing pants at all."


Anyway, this is still miles better than most of the syndicated Superboy TV show.

Fan films are the stupidest thing out there. Why would you invest countless hours of time, immeasurable effort, and god knows how much money into something that you do not own, can not sell, and will always pale in comparison to the real deal?

I'm joking, obviously it's because getting sloppy blowjobs from a small group of comic book neckbeards matters more than actually growing as a film maker.

He could have at least tried to buff up a little bit before he put on the tights. Skinny Superman doesn't quite work.