sam hyde is pretty far ahead of the pack

NOTHING TURNS ME ON LIKE CORONARY THROMBOSIS.

OOOOOOOOOH MAMA

I'd like to start a kickstarter to hire Blackwater guys to forcibly wash this man, shave him, and expose him to direct sunlight.

He made this because of the stupid shit that happened to him at last stand-up gig. Basically he did a bit that was clearly about making fun of anti-gay bigots, but the dipshit hipster audience assumed that if you use the word "faggot" in any context whatsoever, it's basically like the Holocaust times 50 or something and he got all kinds of threats over it. The gay community (well actually the straight community that has to be offended on behalf of the gays so they can pretend to be socially conscious) basically called for people to hack his facebook and blogs and try to get him shut down and ban him from YouTube, because you know nothing says socially progressive and tolerant like trying to sabotage someone's free speech.
I can't say I really like his stand up much, personally (I don't think his humor works on stage, really), but props to how he trolled the fuck out of those people.

Highly murderable unshaved dipshit.