...so low grade Bisquick, expired Pop Tart frosting packets and some frozen berries from Costco.

Tastes like Denny's.

It's a metaphor for America.

Start with a decent idea, blueberry pancakes with strawberries on top, then corrupt the hell out of it by using the cheapest ingredients possible and cover it in corn syrup.

Oh, add a cheeseburger too, with lots of mayonnaise.

And an order of fries.

With a large cocacola.

Now now, let's not bag on Coca Cola.

Looks like a train wreck,
smells of rot,
and tastes like fear.

America. It's what's for breakfast!

i feel like fucking tinkerbell sprinkling all these stars on you and shit

Eagle egg omlette.

ches. and chet, I feel sad that you woold be missing out on so much more eegle of the premium edition.

Smells like it too.

No, that's just your French ancestry.

SICK

More like one of those "Luther" burgers.

I was about to post the same thing. Maybe they mean real, authentic American diners. Not those sissy city diners that cater to the queers, Jews and liberals.