No amount of tucking would make that not hurt really badly.

I didn't know New Jack could werk.

Honestly ranks among the coolest things I've ever seen.

Holy. Shit. That is amazing.

This could use the "also his balls are huge" tag, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

She's doing God's work.

I demand my future bride arrive at the altar this way. We wouldn't even have to exchange vows. It's impossible I'd want to leave someone that badass.

Okay, you win my stars.

I don't see what's so special about this particular....whoa! Okay. Hello, Amazon drag queen lady. You earned these stars. For patriotism alone.