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EvilHomer - 2013-07-16

These "free" mobile games are the biggest lumps of horseshit ever.

Remember when we thought game companies were fucking us over by charging for a fully functional new game?


EvilHomer - 2013-07-16

And if any of you guys play The Simpsons: Tapped Out and/or My Little Pony Mobile, my username is NinjaRainbowDash. I need Friends, because hell if I'm going to spend five bucks on gems so I can skip Scootaloo's quest.


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2013-07-16

Spoiler: Once you reach level 31 in Tapped Out, its just bonus rounds while you wait for whatever seasonal/holiday crap add on they come out with. And I'm convinced it is impossible to get 5 stars without buying premium stores and other junk worth thousands of donuts.


SolRo - 2013-07-16

I theorize this guy has problems with self-control, and that treadmill has been used once.


SolRo - 2013-07-16

i'd like to suggest a 'lonely treadmill' tag


Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2013-07-17

SolRo's suggestion is hereby seconded.


lotsmoreorcs - 2013-07-17

i edited the entry, idk wtf is up


Toenails - 2013-07-17

It's there, but poetv only displays five tags on the page.


StanleyPain - 2013-07-16

You do realize this guy is faking these, right?


deadpan - 2013-07-17

Gaining enough weight to be comically rotund is a real commitment to an ongoing Youtube gag.


memedumpster - 2013-07-16

This has to be fake. There's too much. Just, too much perfect. This is a It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia fanfiction. His name CANNOT be Francis.

I am calling fake, but this is an awesome fake which overrides my hatred of fakes and I hope it isn't. Oh, wait, yes I do, because that would be terrible... noIdon't.


poorwill - 2013-07-17

It's not 'fake' per se - he's playing a character and this is a sketch.


chairsforcheap - 2013-07-17

yeah he did a famous diablo 3 meltdown that a lot of people thought was real, he's obviously a super funny and unfortunately fat dude


lotsmoreorcs - 2013-07-17

note tags


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2013-07-16

I can't wrap my mind around why people spend any money at all for these in game items or power ups or whatever. Why are you spending real actual money on something that doesn't really actually exist?


memedumpster - 2013-07-16

Baudrillard would say that, as a hyperreality, in game items do have a kind of existence.
Freud would say that these things are driven by the Id, which cannot discern reality from fantasy.

If you click here and give me ##CONTENT##.99, I'll show you my tits.


fedex - 2013-07-16

Because it's as close to a Koenigsegg Agera-R as I'm ever going to get in this life


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2013-07-16

I haven't advanced past a fully upgraded mustang since they changed the whole game in the most recent update.


WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2013-07-17

You do know that the classic coin-op arcade games that are cool to like pulled the exact same bullshit, right?


CJH - 2013-07-17

those were popular before consoles were big, hardly comparable. people paid per game back then because they had little choice. now personal gaming choices are varied, so yeah its natural to view negatively someone who pays piecemeal for their game. be careful wwd, if you reflexively play devil's advocate on every issue you might end up a hipster ouroboros


Nominal - 2013-07-17

Douche's advocate


SolRo - 2013-07-17

arcade games charged you per life, they didn't charge you after 5 matches to play each additional match or wait 12 hours instead. Also you didn't buy the game first and then put in quarters to play it.


SolRo - 2013-07-17

and ghost stars for "douche's advocate"


Hooker - 2013-07-17

Oh, WWD.


EvilHomer - 2013-07-17

By your logic, DESSERT, we shouldn't care if the barons decide to re-institute landed serfdom, because hey, it was cool back in the day.

The comparison to arcade gaming is perfectly apt, but all this does is further illustrate what a backwards crock of shit modern gaming has become.


kingarthur - 2013-07-17

I feel as if Hitler or Nazis are going to be mentioned in this thread and I just wanted to beat everyone to it.


EvilHomer - 2013-07-17

Please. Not even Hitler would charge people .99 for enough "premium currency" to unlock maybe half the crap in a so-called free game.

He would make you Like his product on Facebook, though.


THA SUGAH RAIN - 2013-07-17

Communist nazi fascist game developers have gone too far with their capitalist exploits of the working man!


Jet Bin Fever - 2013-07-17

Who cares if its fake? Its fun and well done.


chairsforcheap - 2013-07-17

exactly


Old_Zircon - 2013-07-17

I want to believe (even though I don't).


Old_Zircon - 2013-07-17

The Kind of People Who Play Angry Birds


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