Your heart is clogged with mayonaise pizza.

All that's missing from this human carwreck is a nunchuk mishap.

"Strict Ninja Turtle Diet". 5 stars! Bossa nova.

Thanks so much for this... I was singing "Follow Your Heart" everyday after seeing it the first time

Oh god, Fred Willard narrating. What VH1 reality show is this from?

I think I had a heart attack just looking at the mayo pizza...

Oh man, I love how right after she says "Uh..I HAVE a life!" it cuts to the pizza. Awesome.

I think this is really viral marketing for the new movie. NO ONE IS THAT INSANE. Right? right?

what the christ?!

No, this absolutely has to be fake or heavily coached.

This is why I keep coming back to PoE.

And that is what 00 worth of karate lessons looks like

My heart goes out to her brother.

Inner child cringing and wincing.

Is-is the ninja turtles' album really considered canon?

Imagine how much TMNT porn she must have amassed.

Wait! Really I'm just a beautiful princess in disguise! A sword! Break the spell! Gimme a kiss!

She would be attractive if she lost some weight

I nearly crapped myself the first time I saw this on TV. It's so fucking amazing.

no camonk no its not

They taught her to be self-aware? This video denies that assertion.

If the creators of that show saw her, they would pass out. From laughter.

mayo pizza


NO.

My stomach hurts.