RocketBlender - 2013-08-03
Youtube comments make this one.
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memedumpster  - 2013-08-03
Sorry, guys, tl;dr.
1. They aren't, you fucking moron. 2. Because it didn't want you to rape it, so stop lying to yourself. 3. Yes. 4. Irradiated peanuts.
5. None of the words in that question parse as English. 6. A doowop had a sproingidoink, therefore a shibadagago has a mofinthiknik. 7. Hopefully someone they truly loved and loved them in return. 8. Through observation. 9. We didn't. 10. It isn't 2008, you fucking stupidest person possible, OH SHIT TIME MOVES FORWARD! 11. What you do during sex is not my business. 12. Yes, retard beyond retard beyond the very veil or retard, I can. 13. FOR ME TO POOP ON!!! 14. The Holy Bible is lies because the Holy Bible SAYS GOD LIES. 15. I fucking wish. 16. I REALLY fucking wish. 17. Wrong, ye who knows God not, bananas are perfectly designed for the human male asshole. 18. 2000 years for Christianity to wipe out the religious, the rich, and create Christ's socialist utopia? Who the fuck are you kidding. 19. A question no doubt on the minds of many monkeys. 20. Yeah, that's what Archaeology means. 21. I can speak monkey better than Christians can speak human.
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SolRo - 2013-08-04 At this point I'm convinced this level of religious delusion needs to diagnosed as possible paranoid schizophrenia, and you or anyone trying to use logic to convince these people otherwise is as effective as telling the homeless crazies that their teeth aren't government mind control transmitters activated by dew reflections.
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memedumpster - 2013-08-04 I'm just mad because none of those really cool animals actually exist.
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-08-04
Who else was convinced this was a parody until they checked his channel?
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RocketBlender - 2013-08-04 I was actually going to submit it AS parody until I looked at the channel.
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-08-04 He literally quotes the peanut butter deer thing and the banana thing and shows a picture of a golden crocoduck. It's like his entire idea of Creationism came from this site and Religulous. But in the Mirror Dimension.
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Kieran27 - 2013-08-04 Have to admit at #14, I thought it was a parody. But... wow... If this fellow has that level of logical disconnect, I pity him.
And have a small piece of the True Cross to sell him for a small charitable donation...
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kamlem - 2013-08-04
#10 convinced me. Have fun burning in the eternal fires of hell, suckers!
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kingarthur - 2013-08-04
I lost my shit at #10 and there was no recovering. Laughed til the end.
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Innocent Bystander - 2013-08-04
So "facts" are something you should be able to "answer" now?
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-08-05
The tone of this video is perfect. If it wasn't trying to be OOGY BOOGY scary it wouldn't be nearly as fun!
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Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2013-08-05
Preview image of an iguana with a badly photoshopped head of an elephant. Caption says "Have you seen me..."
No wait. I gotta do this right to get across the point of craziness this details.
*Ahem*
"HAVE YOU SEEN ME?1? EVILUTIONISTS THINK IM REAL!!1"
No sweetie, we don't. We've never seen anything like this and we'd be granted you are the only one that has, due to the amount of Ambien you slip into your drink each night. Why Ambien? Because you're the type that cannot sleep knowing we are out there.
Five stars.
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-08-05 The Ambien would also explain why he's seeing duck monsters and asking why deer don't jump out of peanut butter.
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pyslexic dharmacist - 2013-08-08
Someone's confusing "can't answer" with "won't dignify with an answer".....again....
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themilkshark - 2013-08-27
#20 Archeologists always remove the human remains first when they find a dinosaur so they can continue the LIE.
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