this is a good gimmick, but i'm not sure about the modern Texas Tornado ring gear

Fuck that. Narcissists ain't been the same since the days of Gorgeous Godfrey and his handmirror.

Still, maybe they can have a storyline where he's texting and crashes his car into the ring?

Don't compare him to The Rock. Nobody is as bad as The Rock.

Excuse me???

http://s1.dmcdn.net/AVw17/x240-MoO.jpg

Not even Hacksaw. The Corporate Champion is in a league of his own.

Man, didn't think I'd have to pull the big gun out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DImPqtKalcE

This guy's super move was patting himself on the back. But yes, go hate on the most ELECTRIFYING man in sports entertainment!

Ah Barry Horrowitz. The most legendary jobber ever.

Except Barry Horowitz was MEANT to be a jobber. He was meant to be a joke, and he was treated as such.

Imagine if Barry Horowitz was given top billing for five years straight, then went on to star in more shit movies than Hogan and Piper put together. Imagine if little kids all over the country were walking around wearing Bary Horowitz t-shirts, and you were wearing your Jericho t-shirt, and everyone was laughing at you because it wasn't Barry Horowitz and they thought your parents must be poor or something because you weren't FITTING IN. That's The Rock. FUCK THE ROCK.

Also, he was a real jerk to Socko. :(

"Imagine if Barry Horowitz was given top billing for five years straight, then went on to star in more shit movies than Hogan and Piper put together. "

OMG I came.

You cum for Barry, yet, given the exact same circumstances, you do not cum for The Rock.

QED

The Rock deserves his fame and success.

Barry Horowitz was JUST AS GOOD THOUGH. Vince is a muscle fetish asshole.

The Rock is a case where mic and promo skills along with god tier charisma overcame any short comings he had in the ring.

I'm glad we're not... He looks awesome