Maybe his arms are really strong but he has no strength in his hands and fingers cus he only works out at the gym where everthing has a big convenient handle. As opposed to getting strong working on a farm for instance where you are always manipulating heavy stuff with finesse + not in the way thats easiest for you.

It's something to fill the massive quantities of time between the plays. I bet a 3 hour game is less than 30 minutes of actual movement from either team. ATHLETES.

Baseball is a radio sport.

LIES

fag

Did you get your husband to do it for you, you big gay girl?

^^^ reason why I love poeTV number 467

You and cumbucket should get a room QUEER

Can't, too busy fucking your dad while he's wearing your mom's dress.

You not gay enough to fuck him while he wears pants and a suit? SEMI-HOMO!!!

1) Shut up SolRo

2) Seriously, bro? I mean really. If your shirt ain't enough to get a grip to open a water bottle, just get a uterus and blah blah blah

I ran out of steam after telling SolRo to shut up

how out of shape are you?

Still in good enough shape to fuck your fatass all night long, you goddamned wispy fucksock.

SolRo, this is serious advice: kill yourself. Painfully if possible, like maybe gutting yourself like a samurai. But if not, a bullet to the temple or an exacto across the jugular would be fine. But do definitely kill yourself.

Then fuck off.

No one will miss you. I mean, no one ever.

Kill yourself. Do it. You've heard the voices in the dark lonely nights. You've had the doubts. They're all right. You ARE worthless. NO ONE would care. Just remember, bro, down the road, not across the street. You'll be with Jesus soon.

You fucking fairy.

lol! you are priceless man :)

I mean, like, in my entire life I've never had difficulty opening one of these, and that isn't hyperbole (well, maybe when I was like 7 or 8 but I don't remember). People who do must be doing something weird, like gripping the bottle itself instead of just the cap, or squeezing so hard it actually deforms the cap enough that it won't unscrew or something like that. I really can't comprehend it.

Wimps.

maybe his hands were sweaty from watching all that pulse pounding baseball.