Where's the Japanese RC Tank Brigade when you need them?

Awww

the incredible beauty of the lord's creation

I'm not sure whether I'm more tempted to hug it or pour salt on it.

who spilled ooze into the water supply?

BULLETS CAN'T STOP IT!!!

It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear

I admire its purity. Unclouded by delusions of morality.

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But does it have a giant blue glowing penis?

Nature kicks ass

send this to your valentine.

Y'know, I'd like to get one of those for a pet

Kill the beast. KILL IT!

I am enthralled and aroused.

I'm a little scared of that look it's giving me. They can't fly or jump, can they?

ewww.

8-9 inches? Amphibous?

This made my ladyfriend tear up.

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Not quite as cute as kittens, corgis or baby polar bears, but still pretty damn adorable.

Oh my god. They're learning to walk upright. RUN.