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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-08-11

So, is there anyone else on this entire planet who doesn't like this dark, dreary, depressing show? I gave up on this about halfway through season 2.


Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-08-11

Nope.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-08-11

Well, so be it. It's undeniably well done, but I just stopped caring.


Bort - 2013-08-11

I don't find it dark and dreary so much as grounds for reflection. The basic question of the show is, what would you do in order to survive? I like to think that I've got some tremendous reservoir of principle in me such that I couldn't kill to save my own life, but the truth is, I'm pretty much untested, and there's nothing less reliable than principles that haven't been put to the test. Yet I know I've got primate instincts in me, so maybe I'd pick up a thigh bone and smash the other guy's skull.

Walt's got other problems beyond mere survival, such as pride that can never be satisfied. Not a huge issue for me, so I'd be more likely to take an "out" when one presented itself. But beyond a certain point, is there even such a thing as an "out"? Even bathroom literature can pull you back in.

Gotta wonder how much sense "Breaking Bad" even makes in countries where health care is considered a right rather than a luxury for the privileged. Oh well, January 2014 is on its way, and hopefully the Walter Whites will start being able to get the coverage they need.


Old_Zircon - 2013-08-11

Show's about the Hesienberg Principle.


takewithfood - 2013-08-11

I also stopped about party-way through season 2. I fell a bit behind, have friends who won't shut up about it who started spoiling things and/or watching over my shoulder saying "OOO THIS IS THE BEST PART NO WAIT THIS IS THE BEST PART JUST WATCH THIS PART OOO WASN'T THAT GREAT THIS SHOW IS SO GENIUS YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE NEXT SEASON" etc.

I'll probably pick it up again about 2 years after it's over and cut through the whole thing in a few weeks.


jangbones - 2013-08-11

this is the internet, so if you do not like something that I like, I must now devote ten thousand outraged, sputtering words to insulting everything about you


EvilHomer - 2013-08-11

So you missed Badger's Star Trek pitch, huh?

I'm not angry with you, Mister Holmes. Just sad, and a little disappointed.


EvilHomer - 2013-08-11

Also:

http://tinyurl.com/boxxygueststarsonbreakingbad


Deplorable - 2013-08-11

That's what I did, I ignored the entirety of the show until two weeks ago, and then watched the whole thing in about a weekend. Looking forward to the next episodes.


Mister Yuck - 2013-08-12

I'm with you on this JHMF. I can see that it's well done, but I don't have the patience to watch Walt shit on the lives of everyone he knows for an hour at a time. I started season three before I gave up.


lotsmoreorcs - 2013-08-12

that's too bad JHM because i think you would have really gotten into jessie's junkie girlfriend character in season 3, maybe if you had watched you could have saved her


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-08-12

>>that's too bad JHM because i think you would have really gotten into jessie's junkie girlfriend character in season 3, maybe if you had watched you could have saved her

Wouldn't that sort of fuck up the show?

Actually, I guess i watched further than I thought, because I remember her.. She was the part where I stated to lose interest. I didn't like her at all, but I can see why you'd think I would. Because you're an idiot.

The way i remember it now is that when she started showing up, I fast forwarded to the mid-air collision at the end of what i guess must be season 3, and that was it for me. I kept thinking that I should force myself to keep watching, and then I just stopped thinking that.


EvilHomer - 2013-08-12

She was too old for you, huh?


kennydra - 2013-08-12

Jesse's gf is in season 2.


Nikon - 2014-04-07

@John Holmes I never started on this or Sad Men. Life's dreary enough that I don't need to watch misery porn.


Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2013-08-12

5 for EvilHomer.


poopy - 2013-08-12

That picture is great.


Innocent Bystander - 2013-08-12

STANDING APPLAUSE

WHISTLING

STOMPING OF FEET


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-08-12

Amazing, isn't it? It's been almost five years, and she still gets a powerful negative reaction from the cynical posers who make the web so awful. It was the first thing about her that got my attention.

God, I love her so much! And I'll say it out loud, in every one of your jaded, cynical faces.


lotsmoreorcs - 2013-08-12

i can almost hear her sweetly saying FAUGHK YOUF BOYGHS as she smiles and stress eats her way into a Rascal Scooter


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-08-12

She almost never acknowledges that stuff.

You've heard that she got fat, right? Imagine a bunch of guys spreading a rumor about a girl getting fat. In march someone hacked the forum at catiewayne.com so that "Catie" was replaced by "fatty."

Check out this video. This was taken by Philip DeFranco the weeked before last at vidcon. She appears at 1:57,

http://youtu.be/LLrMMXEGxzc


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-08-12

lotsmoreorcs, you seem to imply that I want to save this girl, and I'd like to know from what. From succeeding? From making her detractors look like assholes again and again?

4chan, that great pit of male awfulness took her identity, and she took it back, without ever getting angry about it, at least publicly. Never in my life have I seen anyone take so much shit with so much grace. She's a hero to me, and an object lesson on how to survive the web with digniity for anyone who needs one, and I suspect that we all do.


EvilHomer - 2013-08-12

You know exactly what he means, John. You're drawn to damsels in distress. You want to swoop in and save them, from the dragons or the bullies or the other males whom you're totally not like, no not you, not at all. You do it with Boxxy, you do it with Sarks, it's your 'thing'.

And that's OK! It's a perfectly natural, perfectly healthy, male response.


EvilHomer - 2013-08-12

And oh wow, Jesus, just watched that video you linked, get her on camera doing that in her Boxxy makeup and phwwwooooorrrr.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-08-12

I know what he means, and i also know that it's bullshit.

If you mean Anita Sarkesian, once again you seem to be defining "distress" as "extraordinary success". So what you're saying is the opposite of the truth.


lotsmoreorcs - 2013-08-12

JHMF, the only difference between Boxxy and Anita is that Anita fucks on the first date


Bort - 2013-08-13

Okay, I'm genuinely impressed that Boxxy can turn her body into a square.

Puts me in mind of Lila:

http://toobusythinkingboutcomics.blogspot.com/2011/08/on-jack- kirbys-omac-part-2-of-2-stay.html


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-08-12

Go ahead, Homer. Trivialize trivialze trivialize. Be cynical. You make my point for me.


poopy - 2013-08-12

Here is my disclaimer: I do not judge you JHM, I very much appreciate what you contribute to this website. I want to make it clear that I'm not judging/attacking you when I ask you about boxxy.

What is her appeal, other than having taken a lot of shit with grace?

I never watched more than a few seconds of her first videos, but I have seen some of her recent videos. In the snippets I have watched, I see an incredibly lonely, awkward girl trying to come to terms with the reality that regular people don't care about her "internet fame." Beyond people who say nasty things on the internet, there's the people who just-don't-care, and I think that hurts someone like boxxy more than negative attention. To me, that is very depressing, which is probably why I don't understand her appeal. Then again, I could totally be reading waaaay too much into this. Can you share some insight?


CJH - 2013-08-12

dude just wait a few years and you'll get all the insight you want in Boxing Boxxy by Ann Rule


EvilHomer - 2013-08-12

Me? Whaddidido?

I am so not cynical. I'm totally serious about liking that Boxxy vid; you'd have to be cynical NOT to appreciate a fat girl who can bend over backwards and touch her eyelids with her toes.

Hey, serious question, before I forget: you're still down with Catie's mom, right? I was wondering, does Boxxy do professional acting work? Nothing creepy, I'm talking like voiceovers and stuff? I've got some MLP fan scripts I'm working on, and I think she'd be perfect for the part of Faygo Dream, the sweet and brainy juggalette stripperpony.

If you could talk to her mom for me, get me a price quote on her hourly wages, I'd love you forever.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-08-13

>>I never watched more than a few seconds of her first videos, but I have seen some of her recent videos. In the snippets I have watched, I see an incredibly lonely, awkward girl trying to come to terms with the reality that regular people don't care about her "internet fame." Beyond people who say nasty things on the internet, there's the people who just-don't-care, and I think that hurts someone like boxxy more than negative attention. To me, that is very depressing, which is probably why I don't understand her appeal. Then again, I could totally be reading waaaay too much into this. Can you share some insight?

Oblivious troll is oblivious.


poopy - 2013-08-13

Fine, be that way.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-08-13

Homer, you are the consummate ass-clown. I've never seen you take even a baby step toward authentic humanity. Considering the disdain I have for you, to desire your respect would be hypocritical. However, for the purpose of these discussions, you do have the virtue of acting as a living, breathing straw man. I'm looking forward to more of your hilarious antics in the future.

There was a time, about three years ago, when I wanted to be her hero... but then, she turned out to be MY hero, and that's been a lot more interesting.

The last time we talked about this, Homer, you were explaining to me how Catie's youtube career was in decline. Well, since then, Catie was chosen by the Fine Brothers to appear in some "YouTubers React" videos, and that exposure has caused her subscriptions to skyrocket.

She MADE this happen, with a master stroke. The Fine Brothers released "You Tubers React to Boxxy", and she made a response that was aimed straight at the Fine Brothers. For the first time ever, Catie bleeped her language, because that's what the Fine Brothers do. She knew why she was making this video, and it worked just like she intended.

Damsel in distress? Are you serious? She's the 1920s New York Yankees. People desperately want her to fail, and she just keeps winning. It's not that people say mean things about her. It's that people say mean things about her, and then, without really trying, she makes them look like assholes. Again and again. I'd rather watch her show up her mean cynical detractors, the kind of shitty human beings who think your Walter White hate porn picture is so goddamn wonderful, than have any kind of sex with her that has yet been invented.

I know that this is just a joke for you. When you're an ass-clown, EVERYTHING is a joke.


jangbones - 2013-08-14

I submitted a Beaking Bad video and the forum turned into a referendum on Boxxy

LESSON LEARNED


EvilHomer - 2013-08-14

So the voice acting thing, is that a yes or a no?


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