Oscar Wildcat I've deployed a "born to be wild" and a "celebration time" affixed to a wine bottle. The tab was attached to the fridge door. Removing the bottle serenaded the unsuspecting boozer with said music. Where was my cooking wine going, I wonder...now I know.
Rodents of Unusual Size I want to believe this isn't fake and that there are a few new Edisons and Teslas growing up in America today. They don't stand a chance because the government is enslaving their parents, but ya know, it's nice to dream.
Old_Zircon This is cute and funny but it doesn't exactly take a genius to pull it off in middle school.