I hate it when that happens.

People who masturbate in public should expect no mercy.

Surely this guy crying after masturbating is punishment enough.

That cement column gets me hot too.

Masturbating what? His fly's up and his pecker isn't out.

I guess you could say he wasn't shooting Blanks

I'm giggling stupidly.

There's twice as much denim in this scene than there needs to be.

I think he's a sentry who was distracted by the urge to masturbate, but I don't think he's being punished for masturbating specifically.

I think we can all agree that some kind of deserted underpass at night is as good as a bedroom when it comes to masturbating.